NO-M$IE
No M$IE!

No Micro$oft internet exploder allowed!

Welcome to my collection of Anti-M$IE¹ tricks
page started on September 1998, last updated: July 1999
Use these scripts in order to get rid of all people using Micro$oft Internet explorer, or else ameliorate them and contribute.
I have pilfered them around the Web and, when necessary, I have slightly changed them.

Instructions:

Just copy the script you are interested in -with your mouse- and paste it into your own html pages...

FUNDAMENTAL SCRIPT

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Screw M$ Explorer once for all on any page


<OBJECT CLASSID=#></OBJECT> inside the <BODY> of any page of your site.

(Presented by Carpathia)

RECENT SCRIPT

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Screw M$ Explorer's 5 windows settings




if(parseInt(navigator.appVersion)>3) {

a=1;

setInterval("Jump()",10);

}



function Jump(){

a=a+.1;

self.moveBy((Math.random()*a*2 -a),(MathRandom()*a*2)-a);

}

FIRST SCRIPT

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Go to Opera please


<---------begin Cutting Now--------->

<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!-- 

                                var uagent=navigator.userAgent;

                                if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25)

                                {

                                document.writeln('<META HTTP-EQUIV="REFRESH"

                                CONTENT="2; URL="http://www.operasoftware.com">');

                                }

                                //-->

                                </script>

<----end Cutting Now------------>

SECOND SCRIPT

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MSIE not allowed

<---------begin Cutting Now--------->

<!-- Hide for old browser 

 // This JavaScript is written by Moh! 

 // Modified by WiZZiE 

 // Use it and modify it if you like 

 // it's for those who don't want their Page be compatible for MS IE 3.0 :)....have fun 

 // be so nice an leave my Name in the above of that, thx!

 //-->



 <script language="JavaScript"><!-- 

 var uagent=navigator.userAgent;



 if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) { alert("STOP ! You are using MS Internet Explorer (TM)!"); 

 alert("And this page prohibits IE users from viewing it."); 

     if (confirm("Do you want to go to Opera's's Site in order to dowload Opera?"))

     {locaction.href="http://www.netscape.com" } 

     else { ("OK you choose I don't care! Bye bye!... come back when you have another browser!"); self.close(); } } 

  //-->

</script>





<------end Cutting Now------------>

THIRD SCRIPT

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Compulsory New Browser

<---------begin Cutting Now--------->

<script LANGUAGE="JavaScript"><!-- 

                                var uagent=navigator.userAgent;

                                if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25)

                                self.close()

                                //-->

                                </script>

<----end Cutting Now------------>

FOURTH SCRIPT

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Download Opera

<script>

<!-- Hide for old browser

  // This script checks for MSIE, if it is detected, an alert is

  // issued, and the browser is re-directed.  As it is, this script

  // will redirect to my Stop Microsoft page.  This can be changed

  // changing the URL in the location.href line.

  

	var uagent=navigator.userAgent;

	if (uagent.indexOf("MSIE") == 25) {

		alert("Microsoft's Internet Explorer has been detected.\r\rMSIE is prohibited from entering this site, and you are being directed elsewhere.\r\rJoin the Microsoft Boycott, get Opera.");

		location.href="http://www.operasoftware.com"

		}   



// End hide -->

</script>
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¹) Ok: you want to crash Netscape 4.06 Instead (Javascript enabled)?
<p style="border: thin solid"> in your <BODY> eheh :-)
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